5 SIMPLE STEPS
TO 7 FIGS INVESTED
A FREE Training for Smart Women
—15 OCT @ 1pm EST—
The exact 5 surprising steps high-earning women use to turn scattered cash into a 1M portfolio in record time—without advisors, endless accounts, or obsessing over the market.
You’ve been sold a lie. The fastest path to 7 figs invested is NOT doing more. Faster growth comes from simplifying— fewer accounts, fewer investments.
My clients hit 7-figs faster than anyone else in the market—we just celebrated another woman crossing 1M in net worth.
Every one of them followed these 5 unusual steps. They’re not obvious. They’re counterintuitive. They’re what no advisor will ever tell you. They can’t be found on Google. Or ChatGPT.
Forget waiting 30 years. These 5 steps collapse decades into hours, and take you from 6 to 7 figs faster—without meme coins, market crashes, or confusion.
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400+ women coached
$10M+ in assets optimized
In this LIVE masterclass
you will learn…
1. The Exact 5 Unusual Steps to 7 Figures Invested—the counterintuitive playbook that collapses decades into days—and smokes every advisor’s returns.
2. The Fewer, Fatter Formula™—the rebel method for multiplying money faster by cutting the clutter—flipping every “expert” rule on its head.
3. 3 Bizarre ChatGPT Prompts to shortcut and sharpen investing AND the ONE AI danger that could hijack your entire strategy.
4. The 6 to 7 Figure Stall—the invisible chokehold that strangles most 6 figure portfolios—and how to fix it immediately.
5. The Crash-Proof Compass™—the secret to protecting your portfolio from 5 portfolio killers so that you’re not worried about dips or losing money.
I’m a former trader who got a 62% return last year. Now I teach women how to build million-dollar portfolios using the exact same playbook.
This is NOT for you if…
❌ You want stock tips or meme coins
❌ You’re chasing get-rich-quick schemes
❌ You’d rather outsource all your money to an advisor
❌ You think that earning more is more important than your investments
This IS for you if…
✅ You’ve got serious cash sitting in the bank doing nothing
✅ You’re with an advisor but know your portfolio could be working harder
✅ You want a simple, low-maintenance portfolio that prints results without babysitting
✅ You’re thinking legacy—wealth that outlives you, not just another flashy purchase
It’s easier than you think.
On a 355K portfolio…
My Client N fired her advisor, clawed back over 900K in fees and added 6.7M in future growth. She did this in under a month, without a math degree and or being a numbers whiz. She’s set herself up to retire 17 years sooner.
Wealth Witch, Investing Ninja
I’m Kristen
I spent years climbing the corporate ladder in Canada. It looked glamorous from the outside. Multi-million dollar deals. 6-figure salary. I’m a former trader who got a 62% return last year.
Now I teach women how to build million-dollar portfolios using the exact same playbook.First-class flights around North America. A company card with no limit.
But inside—I was drowning. Anxious. Burnt out. Blowing my entire paycheck on stilettos, tequila, and temporary dopamine. And somehow—despite the fancy title and the $100K+ bonuses—I still felt broke.
I hired my first coach and everything changed.
I stopped leaking money into dumb shit and started compounding it into serious wealth.
I learned the difference between looking rich and being rich. I paid off $100K in debt. Then built an investment portfolio that’s growing at had a 62% annual returns in 2024 alone
I’ve helped 300+ women do the same. One client flipped an $80K loss into a $172K gain. Another jumped from 1% returns to 33% in 12 months. Another stacked $50K in new investments—in under 3 months.
I live on the beach in Costa Rica, wear feathers in my hair and coach in a crop top. But make no mistake—my returns consistenly beat Wall Street. And when I’m done with you, your returns will make your advisors best year look like childs play.
Besos, Kristen 💋
THE INDUSTRY IS BUILT TO CONFUSE YOU…BUT IT’S ACTUALLY SIMPLE WHEN YOU HAVE THE FORMULA.
5 SIMPLE STEPS
TO 7 FIGS INVESTED
The exact 5 unusual steps high-earning women use to turn scattered cash into a 1M portfolio in record time—without advisors, endless accounts, or obsessing over the market.
a FREE live training for
SMART women
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