ONE & DONE

YOUR #1 RIGHT INVESTMENT IN 8 DAYS

An 8-Day Telegram Challenge—the Simple AF, Sexy AF, Step-by-Step Roadmap to Confident Investing

A 7-figure portfolio doesn’t need 100 investments. It starts with ONE. The RIGHT one. 

Whether you’re sitting on a pile of cash, an old 401K or head in the sand about what Gary at Credit Suisse is doing with your money, your investments are a hot mess express. 

If you’ve ever wondered ‘Where do I begin?’ or ‘Am I doing this right?’—this is for you. 

You're smart AF but you'd choose Chinese water torture over diving into it all. You think it'll take a year to untangle. 

But it will only take a few minutes.

The RIGHT platform. The RIGHT account. And the RIGHT investments. This isn’t a giant puzzle. It’s one simple step—and in just 8 days, it’ll be done.

This challenge is a paint-by-numbers roadmap to go from “ugh, where do I even start?” to your first confident investment—done in 8 days flat.

Without..

❌ wasting months lost in YouTube rabbit holes

❌ feeling overwhelmed by jargon or endless options

❌ wondering where to begin or what to do next

❌ staring at 47 browser tabs, crying into your Pinot, trying to “figure it out”

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400+ women coached
$10M+ in assets optimized

Here’s How We Get It Done
(in Just 8 Days)

You don’t need a finance degree or a year of free time. Just four simple steps that take you from “WTF do I even do?” to “Holy sh*t, I know how to invest.”

HOW IT WORKS: We’ll send you bite sized trainings each day—10-15 mins. Exactly what to do. In what order. You do the thing. And 8 days later, you’ve got your first RIGHT investment, DONE.

💥 #1: Pick Your Platform + Open Your Account
Ditch the confusion. No more cash collecting dust—you’ll finally have the right platform and the right account, set up and funded.

💥 #2: Choose the Right Investment
Stop playing roulette with your money. You’ll lock in the right investment (from 3 simple options)—smart, solid, and stress-free.

💥 #3: Learn the Rules + Avoid the Mistakes
Expose the rookie traps. You’ll laugh at the chaos you’ve been avoiding and finally know how to track your returns in minutes, not months.

💥 #4: Make Your First Right Investment
This is your mic-drop. Do the damn thing. You’ll hit “buy,” screenshot it, and know your money is officially working for you.

Join One & Done—your first right investment in just 8 days

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i got a 62% return last year w/ simple af, investments—I teach women how to build 7-figure portfolios using the exact same playbook.

Who This Is For:

You’re smart. Your income is 🔥. But you avoid investing like it’s your messy closet.

✅ You’re sitting on cash with no plan.
✅ You’ve ever wondered ‘where do I start?’ or ‘Am I doing this right?’
✅ You’ve dabbled in crypto or a random 401K, but it feels like chaos.
✅ You know you should invest, but every time you think about it, you’d rather binge Real Housewives.
✅ You want to feel confident making your own money moves.

This IS for you if…

❌ You’re looking for a get-rich-quick scheme.
❌ You’d rather gamble on meme stocks than build wealth.
❌ You’d rather make excuses than spend a few minutes a day for 8 days to setup your investments RIGHT

This is NOT for you if…

The “Do It + Get It Back” Guarantee

This challenge is built for results, not excuses.

Here’s how it works:

Show up, do ALL the steps, and you win your money back.

Because I don’t want your money, I want your success story.

And if you’re the type of person just hunting for a free lunch? This challenge isn’t for you.

“But wait… what if?”

“I’ll deal with this later.”

Let’s be real—later never comes. You’ve been saying “later” for years. This is 8 days. Eight. Then it’s done.

“I don’t have time for this right now.”

This isn’t a second job. It’s minutes a day—less time than you spend scrolling Zillow, stalking your ex on Instagram, or waiting for your Starbucks mobile order.

“Investing feels overwhelming.”

Of course it does—when you’re piecing it together from Google and Gary at Credit Suisse. That’s why I hand you the platform, the account, the ETFs. No guessing, no jargon, no overwhelm.

“What if I screw it up?”

You can’t. The challenge is idiot-proofed: do the steps, post your screenshots, and you’re done. Plus, if you follow through? You get your $111 back.

It’s easier than you think.

  • “This totally teaches you what to do with every dollar you make, meaning you will know exactly where your money should go to set yourself up for financial freedom in the most efficient way.”

    Wylie S, Illustrator

  • "I had been investing for years but didn't actually understand it until now. Honestly, I was avoiding the whole thing and letting my advisor manage it all. It feels so good to have the control back. I was blown away when I found out how much I was losing in fees - $559,000 in the last decade. I'm grateful to Kristen to finally be out of the dark."

    Kim S, Strategic Consultant

  • "The investment piece was great! I didn't feel pressured, you made it interesting. It got me investing more money right away. I was sitting on my inheritance for years and not knowing the best place to put it was driving me crazy. I feel great knowing my money is working for me - growing like hot cakes. Every woman needs this course! I wish I had done this sooner!"

    Sarah Anne P, Tech Founder

I’m Kristen

Wealth Witch, Investing Ninja

I spent years climbing the corporate ladder in Canada. It looked glamorous from the outside. Multi-million dollar deals. 6-figure salary. I’m a former trader who got a 62% return last year.

Now I teach women how to build million-dollar portfolios using the exact same playbook.First-class flights around North America. A company card with no limit.

But inside—I was drowning. Anxious. Burnt out. Blowing my entire paycheck on stilettos, tequila, and temporary dopamine. And somehow—despite the fancy title and the $100K+ bonuses—I still felt broke.

I hired my first coach and everything changed.

I stopped leaking money into dumb shit and started compounding it into serious wealth.

I learned the difference between looking rich and being rich. I paid off $100K in debt. Then built an investment portfolio that’s growing at had a 62% annual returns in 2024 alone

I’ve helped 400+ women do the same. One client flipped an $80K loss into a $172K gain. Another jumped from 1% returns to 33% in 12 months. Another stacked $50K in new investments—in under 3 months.

I live on the beach in Costa Rica, wear feathers in my hair and coach in a crop top. But make no mistake—my returns consistenly beat Wall Street. And when I’m done with you, your returns will make your advisors best year look like childs play.

Besos, Kristen 💋

THE INDUSTRY IS BUILT TO CONFUSE YOU…BUT IT’S ACTUALLY SIMPLE WHEN YOU HAVE THE FORMULA.

ONE & DONE

An 8-day challenge for you to get your #1 investment done RIGHT.

Once you join, all the details land in your inbox. You’ll get a link to the Private Telegram channel before we kick off. And daily audio drops with clear tiny, powerful action steps.

Mark your calendar—your first right investment is days away.

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