Short, potent trainings to shift your wealth fast.
Programs + Trainings
A 21 PART TELEGRAM TRAINING
Rich Bitch Identity
Rewire your mind to match your millions.
21 days of audio trainings + potent actions to raise your wealth standard + calibrate to your 1% Woman
In 21 Days You'll Get:
💥 #1: Potent daily prompts to cultivate your HIGHEST NET WORTH identity
💥 #2: Daily action items to transform from high earner to 1% net worth Woman
💥 #3: Uncover + breakthrough the blindspots keeping you at your current
financial set point
💥 #4: The exact energetic + identity upgrades required to make your next-level
of wealth your new normal.
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YOUR #1 RIGHT INVESTMENT
IN 8 DAYS
One & Done
The Simple AF, Sexy AF, Step-by-Step
Roadmap to Confident Investing
An 8-day Telegram challenge to go from
“where do I start?” to your first
right investment—done
Here’s How We Get It Done
💥 #1: 8 days of short, sharp actionable audio trainings
💥 #2: The BEST platform + account opened + your first RIGHT investment DONE with confidence (no guessing, no gambling)
💥 #3: A simple system to avoid rookie mistakes + find returns
💥 #4: The Predictable Profitable Portfolio Checklist
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A 5 PART TELEGRAM TRAINING
How to Break Up w/
Your Advisor
(+ beat his returns)
A 5-day training to finally understand your investments, part ways with Chad, beat his returns + add 500K to 5M to your long term gains
In 21 Days You'll Get:
💥 #1: 5 step-by-step audio trainings to uncover all your hidden fees, your actual returns + never be in the dark again
💥 #2: The 5 exact questions to ask your advisor to reveal if your investments are on track—or falling behind
💥 #3: The Identity Shift that will make you a confident investor for life without stress or second-guessing
💥 #4: The word-for-word script you need to part ways with your advisor without guilt (win-win)
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I’m Kristen
I spent years climbing the corporate ladder in Canada. It looked glamorous from the outside. Multi-million dollar deals. 6-figure salary. I’m a former trader who got a 62% return last year.
Now I teach women how to build million-dollar portfolios using the exact same playbook.First-class flights around North America. A company card with no limit.
But inside—I was drowning. Anxious. Burnt out. Blowing my entire paycheck on stilettos, tequila, and temporary dopamine. And somehow—despite the fancy title and the $100K+ bonuses—I still felt broke.
I hired my first coach and everything changed.
I stopped leaking money into dumb shit and started compounding it into serious wealth.
I learned the difference between looking rich and being rich. I paid off $100K in debt. Then built an investment portfolio that’s growing at had a 62% annual returns in 2024 alone
I’ve helped 300+ women do the same. One client flipped an $80K loss into a $172K gain. Another jumped from 1% returns to 33% in 12 months. Another stacked $50K in new investments—in under 3 months.
I live on the beach in Costa Rica, wear feathers in my hair and coach in a crop top. But make no mistake—my returns consistenly beat Wall Street. And when I’m done with you, your returns will make your advisors best year look like childs play.
Besos, Kristen 💋
Wealth Witch, Investing Ninja