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Kristen Wonch is a former energy trader turned powerhouse wealth coach who teaches high-earning women how to invest their money, fire their financial advisors, and build portfolios that outperform the market—without spreadsheets, stress, or Wall Street bros.

She exposes the industry secrets, quiet manipulations, hidden fees, and outdated strategies the boys' club of finance prays you never question—and teaches women how to out-earn the experts.

Kristen paid off $100K in debt + returned a 62% portfolio last year and she shows her clients how to do the same using an investing strategy simply enough for a grade 4. She’s an advocate for breaking the barriers on societal norms—living on the beaches of Costa Rica—shattering money myths so that you can live your richest life.

Kristen is a thought-leader for women who want their already-hard-earned money working harder for them—revealing the tools, strategy, and mindset to make that happen.

Her signature style?
Call-you-on-your-bullshit realness wrapped in love. Tactical wealth strategy delivered with bold, spicy truth. And financial education that feels more like a wake-up call than a seminar.

key note Talks:

💸From $1K a Month to a 7-Figure Portfolio: Build an unfuckwithable portfolio that makes money in any market—regardless of the economy, a pandemic or a crazy president

💸How to Fire Your Advisor + Beat the Market Without Picking Stocks, Timing Trends, or Trusting a Crypto bro

💸5 Deadly Investing Myths (and the Unconventional Truths That Actually Make You Rich)

💸The Million-Dollar Myth: Why Saving More, Spending Less, and Budgeting Is Keeping You Broke

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This is the show where we share the wealth secrets no one is talking about. Where high-income earners, self-made millionaires, and industry thought leaders share the raw, behind-the-scenes stories of how they made 7 figures + how they uncovered their deepest money blocks and shifted them. You'll hear what it REALLY took to build their wealth.

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HI, I’M KRISTEN

Wealth Witch, Investing Ninja

I spent years climbing the corporate ladder in Canada—closing multi-million-dollar deals + earning 6 figures—one of a handful of women in a hyper competitive finance industry. 

From the outside, it looked stacked.

Inside, it was chaos.

Despite the income, the bonuses, and the title, my money wasn’t working. I was over-earning and under-compounding—burnt out, anxious, and spending fast.

I looked rich—but I wasn’t wealthy.

Everything changed when I learned to invest properly + stopped pretending income growth was the answer. 

I learned how 1% wealth is actually built—through simple, predictable investing—not working harder, not hot stock tips, hype, or blindly trusting advisors.

I stopped leaking money + paid off $100K in debt.

I built the Predictable, Profitable Portfolio System™️ that compounds aggressively without watching the market.

My portfolio returned 62% in 2024 alone and has outperformed the market 👏🏼every 👏🏼single year👏🏼.

Now I teach smart, high-earning women how to do the same. I’ve helped 300+ women take control of their investments and radically upgrade their returns—without day trading, gambling or guesswork…even when they think they suck at math. 

• One client flipped an $80K loss into a $172K gain

• Another moved from 1% returns to 33% in 12 months

• Another stacked $50K into investments in under 90 days

I live on the beach in Costa Rica, wear feathers in my hair and coach in a crop top. But make no mistake—my returns consistenly beat Wall Street. And when I’m done with you, your returns will make your advisor’s best year look like childs play.

Besos, Kristen 💋