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I’m Kristen

Wealth Witch, Investing Ninja

I spent years climbing the corporate ladder in Canada. It looked glamorous from the outside. Multi-million dollar deals. 6-figure salary. I’m a former trader who got a 62% return last year.

Now I teach women how to build million-dollar portfolios using the exact same playbook.First-class flights around North America. A company card with no limit.

But inside—I was drowning. Anxious. Burnt out. Blowing my entire paycheck on stilettos, tequila, and temporary dopamine. And somehow—despite the fancy title and the $100K+ bonuses—I still felt broke.

I hired my first coach and everything changed.

I stopped leaking money into dumb shit and started compounding it into serious wealth.

I learned the difference between looking rich and being rich. I paid off $100K in debt. Then built an investment portfolio that’s growing at had a 62% annual returns in 2024 alone

I’ve helped 300+ women do the same. One client flipped an $80K loss into a $172K gain. Another jumped from 1% returns to 33% in 12 months. Another stacked $50K in new investments—in under 3 months.

I live on the beach in Costa Rica, wear feathers in my hair and coach in a crop top. But make no mistake—my returns consistenly beat Wall Street. And when I’m done with you, your returns will make your advisors best year look like childs play.

Besos, Kristen 💋